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Go big on comfort—since emotional security wasn’t really part of the starter pack.
This heavyweight crewneck feels like a hug. Not a weird one—just a consistent, reliable one… which is already more than some of us got.
Soft on the inside, emotionally unavailable on the outside. Equal parts coping mechanism and outfit.
Oversized so you can disappear in it if needed. Cozy enough to make you forget things. Temporarily.
Unisex fit. Heavyweight fabric. Built for layering, lounging, and unpacking absolutely nothing.
· 60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester fleece
· Athletic Heather: 94% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 6% polyester fleece
· Fabric weight: 10 oz./yd² (339 g/m²)
· Slightly dropped sleeves
· Relaxed, oversized unisex fit
· Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
University of Abandonment - By Lex
$49.99
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$49.99
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This heavyweight crewneck feels like a hug. Not a weird one—just a consistent, reliable one… which is already more than some of us got.
Soft on the inside, emotionally unavailable on the outside. Equal parts coping mechanism and outfit.
Oversized so you can disappear in it if needed. Cozy enough to make you forget things. Temporarily.
Unisex fit. Heavyweight fabric. Built for layering, lounging, and unpacking absolutely nothing.
· 60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester fleece
· Athletic Heather: 94% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 6% polyester fleece
· Fabric weight: 10 oz./yd² (339 g/m²)
· Slightly dropped sleeves
· Relaxed, oversized unisex fit
· Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 33 -36 |
| M | 28 ½ | 37 -40.00 |
| L | 29 ½ | 41 -43 |
| XL | 30 | 44 -46 |
| 2XL | 30 ½ | 47 -49 |
| 3XL | 31 | 51 -53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 83.8-91.4 |
| M | 72.4 | 94-101.6 |
| L | 75 | 104-109.2 |
| XL | 76.2 | 111.8-116.8 |
| 2XL | 77.5 | 119.4-124.5 |
| 3XL | 78.7 | 129.5-134.6 |